"I haven't finished doing my lab report." = "I haven't finished doing my lepricon."
"Over there." = "Panties." This one is damn far .
"I want to drink at the water cooler." = "I want to drink Harry Potter."
"Happy Racial Harmony Day !" = "Happy Water Rations Day! "
"My nose is killing me ." = "Watermelon is squeezing me."
"You look a bit pale today ." = "You have a pigtails today ."
"Alarm clock ." = "Angklung ."